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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.

—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris

Active since May 11, 2010.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. police (styrofoam) 149.27 100% 2020-11-14
2. Maxtion (alextrebek) 113.61 — 2010-05-11
3. Nguyễn Văn (nv_ca) 111.58 100% 2013-02-26
4. Tom (tomcasts) 102.38 100% 2014-05-07
5. Spencer (shadowspark) 101.64 100% 2014-11-06
6. James (conflictsoul) 98.04 100% 2016-05-08
7. install (fourchar) 97.27 100% 2011-09-21
8. Michael (mickay) 96.77 100% 2013-05-09
9. Skathia (millenniums) 91.27 100% 2024-04-21
10. Emre (fjolsvidr) 84.03 100% 2016-07-28
11. Patrick (patrickreck) 83.49 100% 2013-02-28
12. Big (anna0004) 80.03 100% 2012-08-31
13. Arun (arunvenkatesh) 79.97 100% 2020-06-16
14. Malik (sweet444) 76.62 100% 2013-08-20
15. Denis (carvedseven) 75.83 100% 2016-07-08
16. İlker (ikesen) 72.88 100% 2016-07-28
17. Janis (janisl1993) 65.35 100% 2022-03-17
18. Duh-vorak (denys_147) 64.55 100% 2011-05-10
19. Hari (arroganthari) 60.14 100% 2011-09-01
20. Mohsin (mrnathani786) 59.74 100% 2023-07-05
21. scott (pmonkey) 59.28 100% 2013-02-10
22. Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) 57.51 100% 2019-11-05
23. Greg86 (greg86) 57.14 100% 2022-04-07
24. T-brain (t_breezzyy) 56.67 100% 2020-04-19
25. Anandu (anandubajith) 55.85 100% 2015-11-28
26. Kodie (crbraden) 54.52 100% 2015-06-08
27. Celokomeu (celokomeu) 54.10 100% 2022-06-15
28. † Nick (wrongtrousers) 53.28 100% 2011-07-25
29. মামুন (halfbloodp... 52.30 100% 2014-04-11
30. torachiyo (torachiyo_dvorak) 52.24 — 2010-05-29

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 27,258 49.33 August 19, 2008
Instant Death Mode 58 60.12 May 11, 2010
Riverside Middle School 24 42.06 January 28, 2011
TypeRacer Classic 1 45.48 July 30, 2021