I am Super Samson Simpson, I'm superlatively strong, I like to carry elephants, I do it all day long, I pick up half a dozen and hoist them in the air, it's really somewhat simple, for I have strength to spare. My muscles are enormous, they bulge from top to toe, and when I carry elephants, they ripple to and fro, but I am not the strongest in the Simpson family, for when I carry elephants, my grandma carries me
—from Super Samson Simpson, a poem by Jack Prelutsky
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | ｡◕‿‿◕｡ (flimbo77) | 29.33 | 89% | 2016-12-06 |
| 2. | TOAST (harambe_is_bae) | 28.07 | 90% | 2016-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Walsh Middle School | 3 | 70.58 | April 27, 2011 |
| Ygnacio Valley Christian School | 2 | 28.70 | December 6, 2016 |
| The Little Middle School | 1 | 53.77 | September 26, 2016 |