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Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy? Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month. Peter: What? Doctor [revealing a comic he was reading]: Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month.

—from Death Is a Bitch - Season 2 episode 6, a movie by Seth MacFarlane

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Family Guy Quotes 91 81.70 March 17, 2011