Text #1810002

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge

Active since January 25, 2021.
607 total characters in this text.

View Pit Stop page for this text


View ranks through of 3
Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. Jennifer (hosh_48) 91.74 96% 2023-07-16
2. Marco (capitanoano) 68.38 95% 2021-02-16
3. Karolis Jonas (ggzec) 45.90 93% 2021-01-25


Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Long Texts 308 66.69 December 30, 2016
##typeracer 3 68.67 January 25, 2021