So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10553. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 83.82 | 96% | 2011-07-27 |
10554. | Thomas (tl1029384756) | 83.81 | 92% | 2014-01-29 |
10555. | beereye (buhryeuhn) | 83.81 | 96% | 2015-10-20 |
10556. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 83.81 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
10557. | Phu (thebored1) | 83.81 | 91% | 2013-12-12 |
10558. | Julius Kristian (juliuskris... | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
10559. | nicole (nicoleint0x) | 83.81 | — | 2009-10-10 |
10560. | Zach (zach10ko) | 83.81 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
10561. | Johnny (zerkerzz) | 83.81 | 90% | 2014-12-17 |
10562. | Pat (artham) | 83.80 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
10563. | Ultralord (ronelijahruiz) | 83.80 | 91% | 2016-09-21 |
10564. | Kale (kaletypes) | 83.79 | 98% | 2014-01-05 |
10565. | Pape (pape) | 83.79 | 94% | 2012-06-21 |
10566. | yea but actually no (yea_bu... | 83.79 | 95% | 2021-04-16 |
10567. | Daniel (incognitus) | 83.79 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
10568. | Nicco (hakirz) | 83.79 | 99% | 2023-06-07 |
10569. | Caleb (awsumbabysnarl) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
10570. | kuro (kuro_shiro) | 83.78 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
10571. | ShakenNotStirred (shakennot... | 83.78 | 97% | 2015-08-28 |
10572. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 83.78 | 98% | 2017-01-28 |
10573. | Sarah (pleb) | 83.78 | 97% | 2012-08-14 |
10574. | Niclas (nnnil) | 83.78 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
10575. | ABe (abenms92) | 83.77 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
10576. | Paul (zepla) | 83.77 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
10577. | Nasrul (nastha) | 83.77 | 95% | 2017-02-07 |
10578. | Louie (louiegooey) | 83.77 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
10579. | kevin (niv_) | 83.77 | — | 2010-06-20 |
10580. | Lars (larsw) | 83.77 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
10581. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
10582. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 83.77 | 99% | 2022-06-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |