And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19806. | Maxwell (maxdeoliveira) | 79.63 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 19807. | Lino (lgomez) | 79.63 | 96% | 2017-12-22 |
| 19808. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 79.63 | 96% | 2018-01-09 |
| 19809. | CESAR (cesarg) | 79.62 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 19810. | Milkman (milkman1230) | 79.62 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 19811. | Ethan (ninjabot5) | 79.62 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 19812. | Guitarstarj (guitarstarj) | 79.62 | 94% | 2021-10-24 |
| 19813. | Kevin (popanto) | 79.62 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 19814. | Junsik (cyberyanne) | 79.62 | 98% | 2016-04-30 |
| 19815. | rose (roselynne) | 79.62 | 97% | 2014-07-31 |
| 19816. | HAIDER (india_) | 79.62 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 19817. | Nate (cptnmarvel) | 79.62 | 95% | 2012-11-20 |
| 19818. | Alex (massive_rooster) | 79.61 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 19819. | Ju (juknju) | 79.60 | 99% | 2012-12-21 |
| 19820. | Phillip (littlebigphil) | 79.60 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 19821. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 79.60 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 19822. | mohamed (oasis_66) | 79.59 | 97% | 2022-08-21 |
| 19823. | xachin (xachin) | 79.59 | 96% | 2012-06-06 |
| 19824. | Des (desl) | 79.59 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 19825. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 79.59 | 99% | 2023-05-09 |
| 19826. | ZiKeng54 (zikeng54) | 79.59 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 19827. | Abdullah (abdullah1404111) | 79.59 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 19828. | Jessica (flashyflash) | 79.58 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 19829. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 79.58 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 19830. | Rodriguez (rodriguezzz) | 79.58 | 98% | 2022-06-04 |
| 19831. | Realest mang in town (gambah) | 79.58 | 87% | 2015-07-30 |
| 19832. | wow (kitzin) | 79.58 | 99% | 2017-11-01 |
| 19833. | Lucas (ldmatos) | 79.58 | 94% | 2013-11-28 |
| 19834. | yeet (tigeressyyy) | 79.58 | 95.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 19835. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 79.58 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |