Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5589. | B.Subramanyam (dipu111) | 47.87 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 5590. | Alex (sano7748) | 47.85 | 98% | 2017-09-29 |
| 5591. | John (whalenj) | 47.83 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5592. | Legion (legionactual) | 47.79 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 5593. | Divu (divdev25) | 47.78 | 95% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5594. | Ian (intothevoid) | 47.77 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 5595. | laskit (laskit) | 47.74 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5596. | Koupka (koupka) | 47.74 | 94% | 2020-10-22 |
| 5597. | Phoenix (phoenixlite) | 47.72 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 5598. | Golgibody (golgibody) | 47.70 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 5599. | acewiz (acewiz) | 47.70 | 93% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5600. | AsianMan (themelon05) | 47.70 | 93% | 2019-07-10 |
| 5601. | Mashfiq (rizbiz) | 47.69 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 5602. | ReconMarine (reconmarine117) | 47.67 | 93% | 2017-08-28 |
| 5603. | Sky (skyng1121) | 47.63 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 5604. | Morgan (9amdreamer) | 47.61 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 5605. | Laila (lailalol) | 47.59 | 93% | 2021-07-31 |
| 5606. | Hunter (wizardhunter11) | 47.59 | 93% | 2020-04-02 |
| 5607. | Blisstod (snewrius) | 47.57 | 93% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5608. | Christopher (canorve) | 47.57 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 5609. | bhavesh (bhanucsgo) | 47.56 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 5610. | Isak (isapan) | 47.52 | 94% | 2018-02-10 |
| 5611. | Big (jmaya651) | 47.51 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 5612. | Wack (orc_orca) | 47.50 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 5613. | Wouter (wouter_kuijk) | 47.47 | 95% | 2020-01-19 |
| 5614. | namascar (namascar) | 47.46 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5615. | glassnet (glassnet) | 47.45 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 5616. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 47.45 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5617. | Shrub (beachesbecreycrey) | 47.43 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 5618. | shailendra (shailendraji) | 47.42 | 99% | 2017-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |