So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31679. | Elijah (yengski) | 49.90 | 92% | 2011-06-25 |
| 31680. | Lai (speedylai) | 49.90 | 92% | 2015-08-27 |
| 31681. | Abigail (joecarrell) | 49.90 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
| 31682. | gustovthegreat (gustovthegr... | 49.90 | 90% | 2012-11-11 |
| 31683. | Luxuria (luxuriaa) | 49.89 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 31684. | A (proteus) | 49.89 | 95% | 2012-02-16 |
| 31685. | Silas (littlegoofball) | 49.89 | 89% | 2016-04-27 |
| 31686. | deacon (deacon_cu) | 49.88 | 98% | 2013-07-10 |
| 31687. | Roman (freasy) | 49.88 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 31688. | Moghazi (moghaazi) | 49.88 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 31689. | Josie (josiegrossie52) | 49.88 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 31690. | Morgan (9amdreamer) | 49.88 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
| 31691. | Ethan (creamthehippo) | 49.87 | 90% | 2017-04-03 |
| 31692. | आकाश (akashs) | 49.87 | 91% | 2014-11-18 |
| 31693. | Khamari (dj_khaled) | 49.87 | 89% | 2016-09-14 |
| 31694. | Rael (rael_fontanilla) | 49.87 | 93% | 2011-07-03 |
| 31695. | Lalit Kumar (lalitkumar) | 49.86 | 95.9% | 2023-10-01 |
| 31696. | MOHAMMAD (shanto) | 49.86 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 31697. | Vivek (vvkkumar06) | 49.86 | 93% | 2011-08-03 |
| 31698. | Jett (karl_2008) | 49.85 | 95% | 2022-12-09 |
| 31699. | shubham (aditya2003) | 49.85 | 98.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 31700. | Cora (corakuo) | 49.85 | 95% | 2016-11-23 |
| 31701. | Ken (kenneth09) | 49.85 | 91% | 2016-05-29 |
| 31702. | jade (jap08) | 49.85 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 31703. | Emir (emir) | 49.85 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 31704. | aila:) (ayla_jan02@yahoo.com) | 49.85 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 31705. | akhilesh (akhilesh) | 49.85 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 31706. | Nigel (nigelhaha) | 49.84 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 31707. | Tilen (tilen) | 49.84 | 96% | 2017-12-08 |
| 31708. | Steve Le (thanhtinh_90) | 49.84 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |