See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8688. | zzz (kaldiyupi) | 85.19 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 8689. | Walter (chimken1234) | 85.19 | 100% | 2021-09-13 |
| 8690. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 85.19 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 8691. | Md Saim (saimahmad) | 85.19 | 98% | 2025-05-24 |
| 8692. | Free Palestine (chillichips) | 85.18 | 97% | 2024-06-28 |
| 8693. | alivia (alivia646464646) | 85.18 | 97% | 2025-05-17 |
| 8694. | Jaiden (casiopao) | 85.18 | 95% | 2023-05-12 |
| 8695. | Saphrog (saphrog) | 85.18 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 8696. | Sam (salinko) | 85.18 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 8697. | Jack (jacknachos) | 85.18 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
| 8698. | Noximini (noximini) | 85.17 | 96.5% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8699. | BeautifulName (beautifulname) | 85.16 | 96% | 2024-12-17 |
| 8700. | fatality (anurag9911) | 85.16 | 96.4% | 2023-08-24 |
| 8701. | Jadon (j20lardo06) | 85.16 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 8702. | Jacob (rath130) | 85.16 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 8703. | Victor (inkpiernofingla) | 85.16 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8704. | Elise (unusuall00) | 85.15 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8705. | Lucas (yapzuohang) | 85.15 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 8706. | Ricky (rickestsot) | 85.14 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 8707. | ziggybond007 (ziggybond007) | 85.13 | 96% | 2025-03-19 |
| 8708. | ronin (timthot) | 85.13 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8709. | L G (lg1207) | 85.12 | 97% | 2024-08-13 |
| 8710. | Jeremy (zurg256) | 85.12 | 95% | 2022-07-11 |
| 8711. | makeout (wastingtimexd) | 85.12 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 8712. | dhikshith (dhikshith) | 85.12 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 8713. | Murad (muradeyn) | 85.11 | 97.1% | 2025-03-24 |
| 8714. | jayR (sirkarma) | 85.11 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8715. | lucaAccount2 (luca_types) | 85.10 | 96.9% | 2023-12-13 |
| 8716. | Danny (dannyemad) | 85.10 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8717. | Stas (tracersm) | 85.10 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |