So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33392. | Muntasir (muntasir10mu) | 46.36 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 33393. | Hassoni (hassoni) | 46.35 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 33394. | Tater (strudle120) | 46.35 | 88% | 2013-01-23 |
| 33395. | Maia (maiadarling) | 46.35 | 95% | 2017-06-18 |
| 33396. | Silver (silver198) | 46.34 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 33397. | raman (raman_maan) | 46.34 | 95% | 2016-07-29 |
| 33398. | Jorg (jorg_fischer) | 46.34 | 90% | 2016-11-16 |
| 33399. | Claire (akward7ur7le) | 46.33 | 96% | 2013-06-02 |
| 33400. | Krycha (krychakrupnik) | 46.33 | 87% | 2012-10-11 |
| 33401. | Wombat (tokosomo) | 46.33 | — | 2010-01-14 |
| 33402. | Charlie (iceward) | 46.32 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 33403. | Mavlonbek (mavlonbek_uzb) | 46.32 | 93% | 2023-02-16 |
| 33404. | Atmahana (mvteki_15) | 46.32 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| 33405. | d (d11dmb) | 46.32 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 33406. | Mohamed (highspace_621) | 46.32 | 96.7% | 2023-08-17 |
| 33407. | Lokesh (coderlokesh) | 46.32 | 94% | 2021-12-26 |
| 33408. | Kunal (kunalaarse) | 46.31 | 93% | 2022-03-08 |
| 33409. | ritesh (tsukuyomi) | 46.31 | 89% | 2013-06-17 |
| 33410. | Eden (edeng) | 46.31 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 33411. | Cass (briskessentials) | 46.30 | 94% | 2022-01-10 |
| 33412. | nandi (nandi008) | 46.30 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
| 33413. | Tal (meta221) | 46.30 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 33414. | Kanat (subanov_16) | 46.30 | 94% | 2019-02-18 |
| 33415. | mitchelle (megets) | 46.29 | 92% | 2011-08-28 |
| 33416. | Jacky (jackycali) | 46.29 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 33417. | legolas (ayush_sccg) | 46.28 | 93% | 2022-11-21 |
| 33418. | Hoang (hoangama) | 46.28 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 33419. | Marco (marcocazares) | 46.28 | 76% | 2016-05-09 |
| 33420. | Bala (nostradamus12) | 46.28 | 93% | 2017-06-26 |
| 33421. | soozy (souzanna) | 46.28 | 90% | 2015-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |