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Så mitt hjerte går ut til dem. Billedlig. Jeg ville aldri betro mitt hjerte til forskere - de ville trolig implantat det i en bavian. Og en bavian med hjertet mitt ville være nesten ustoppelig. Baboon styrke og smidighet kombinert med min besluttsomhet og medier peiling? Det ville være en trussel mot hele menneskeheten.

—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
7. Petter (ph140) 74.38 96% 2022-04-24
8. Andy (andy1692) 71.03 95% 2013-09-07
9. Aleksander (glader) 69.34 90% 2015-03-04
10. Lucas (luckyluc619) 67.82 89% 2017-02-04
11. Elias (eliasruds0) 67.58 96% 2017-12-20
12. Håvard (haavga) 66.36 97% 2021-08-10
13. YZ | Turbo (xturboninja_) 66.26 94% 2020-10-29
14. Lavrans (policybubble) 64.41 95% 2020-09-19
15. Jørgen (jolos) 63.63 95% 2013-10-24
16. Henrik (o_loaf) 62.81 93% 2016-08-20
17. Gina (fiesta) 58.74 — 2010-10-27
18. Mikkel (mikkeldah) 58.68 95% 2021-04-23
19. Bjørn (bobsleigh) 57.61 88% 2014-06-19
20. Siri (seriousascancer) 56.98 — 2010-04-10
21. John-Arild Steen (svenskeba... 56.76 96% 2021-10-29
22. Martin (slakken) 56.55 88% 2012-10-12
23. Thomas (thoeit) 56.36 95% 2021-03-11
24. smegg (smeggbrain) 56.15 94% 2012-03-16
25. Joakim (joikakaker) 55.32 94% 2015-05-18
26. Nina (typend) 55.18 94% 2013-09-07
27. John (johnsnus) 53.79 96% 2017-09-21
28. Silje (silje83) 52.75 — 2010-04-12
29. Type (protypers) 52.02 91% 2014-02-24
30. You (kwaman) 50.66 — 2010-02-02
31. Andreas (andreasnico) 48.83 — 2010-11-03
32. kevin (kevinsen65) 48.72 96% 2014-04-09
33. Leon-Chrisander (i_loose2) 45.60 92% 2021-03-12
34. Mathilde (mathilde3) 45.02 95% 2020-02-11
35. Simon (ravenx9) 44.63 — 2010-04-06
36. Upe (zyzz9k) 43.90 85% 2015-02-18

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Norwegian 41 60.67 February 2, 2010