I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7851. | Kade (buph_kade) | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 7852. | SilverBooch (silverbooch2033) | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7853. | Kate (kate_j) | 95.41 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 7854. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 95.41 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 7855. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 95.40 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 7856. | me (gghoney) | 95.39 | 98.8% | 2024-12-20 |
| 7857. | t̶̢̤͇̪̱̮̿̓̓̕͜ͅ... | 95.39 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 7858. | Trent (priyank45) | 95.39 | 98% | 2020-01-31 |
| 7859. | athanis (athanis) | 95.38 | 98.3% | 2024-01-17 |
| 7860. | xenopticon (morscodex) | 95.38 | 95.4% | 2023-11-11 |
| 7861. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 95.38 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 7862. | Mr. (dyldodyldo) | 95.38 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 7863. | KilinWei (kilinwei) | 95.37 | 99.4% | 2023-12-04 |
| 7864. | qwerty (zezatkas) | 95.36 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
| 7865. | Nicholas (nsabadicci) | 95.35 | 99% | 2024-12-06 |
| 7866. | Johnny (gothamcity) | 95.35 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 7867. | Katie (kat41911) | 95.34 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 7868. | Vaj (taychee) | 95.34 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 7869. | Aidan (aidan_hunter) | 95.34 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 7870. | Gartz (gartz) | 95.34 | 99% | 2020-09-07 |
| 7871. | ahmadMego (reasonistian33) | 95.33 | 98% | 2025-02-16 |
| 7872. | tstats[uwnicke] (uwnicke) | 95.33 | 97.7% | 2023-11-12 |
| 7873. | Sean (crazypants27) | 95.33 | 95% | 2017-02-19 |
| 7874. | Sicness (sicness) | 95.33 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 7875. | Breaks (breaks) | 95.32 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 7876. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 95.32 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 7877. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 95.31 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
| 7878. | . (printsmorgan) | 95.31 | 96.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 7879. | Korbs (korbs) | 95.31 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 7880. | Manja (manja07) | 95.30 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |