As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4434. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 99.56 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 4435. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 99.56 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 4436. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 99.55 | 100% | 2017-07-20 |
| 4437. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 99.55 | 97% | 2016-03-03 |
| 4438. | asdf (rushlync) | 99.54 | 98.2% | 2024-03-15 |
| 4439. | Andrew (typemaster6215) | 99.54 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4440. | TripleEggCake (jpavel) | 99.54 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 4441. | Jer (nadel1232) | 99.54 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
| 4442. | eisenwave (eisenwave) | 99.53 | 99% | 2024-03-11 |
| 4443. | derkythejerky (derkythejerky) | 99.53 | 98% | 2024-08-02 |
| 4444. | Bobby (aeternalis1) | 99.53 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 4445. | Jenna (yunjenna77) | 99.53 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 4446. | nisekoi (nisekoi) | 99.53 | 95% | 2015-06-18 |
| 4447. | Amy (amyaugusta) | 99.52 | 99% | 2015-09-18 |
| 4448. | penguinking (emperorpenquin) | 99.51 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4449. | Ramses (boinkey) | 99.51 | 97.4% | 2024-12-15 |
| 4450. | lori (lori_b) | 99.50 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 4451. | Vaj (taychee) | 99.50 | 97.9% | 2023-09-25 |
| 4452. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 99.50 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4453. | John (traditionalcatholic) | 99.50 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
| 4454. | evan (evanbrah) | 99.49 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 4455. | Poppy (jmx773) | 99.49 | 88% | 2016-03-31 |
| 4456. | Kailan (kailan) | 99.49 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 4457. | Ilia (isilisi) | 99.49 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 4458. | Iamslow (softshui) | 99.48 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 4459. | Twissu (twissu) | 99.47 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 4460. | Ava (spritemite) | 99.46 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4461. | Mel (smelons) | 99.46 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 4462. | yong (topcool) | 99.46 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 4463. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 99.46 | 100% | 2018-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |