So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3917. | Craig (carsley) | 103.21 | 98% | 2012-03-24 |
| 3918. | Only One (only_one_left) | 103.20 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 3919. | Pacatosu (bossbos23) | 103.20 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 3920. | LILEMP (lilemp) | 103.20 | 98% | 2013-04-08 |
| 3921. | 🔪 🌸🔪 🌸🔪 🌸... | 103.19 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 3922. | 6969 (silky_) | 103.19 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 3923. | Ninja (ninja83) | 103.19 | 97% | 2013-11-16 |
| 3924. | Silent (silent_solous) | 103.18 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 3925. | Esmerelda (t_esmerelda) | 103.18 | 98% | 2014-08-02 |
| 3926. | Chris (thrash3r) | 103.18 | 94% | 2014-10-06 |
| 3927. | Bronny (lbjturnup) | 103.18 | 100% | 2015-06-03 |
| 3928. | Christler (blastydog) | 103.17 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 3929. | Naren (dva6102) | 103.17 | 93% | 2015-12-17 |
| 3930. | Andy (philivox) | 103.17 | 99% | 2019-01-31 |
| 3931. | Raymond (tsunira) | 103.16 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3932. | Fayr (fayr) | 103.16 | 94% | 2016-11-12 |
| 3933. | SuperNothing (supernothing28) | 103.15 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 3934. | samson (swanson209) | 103.15 | 100% | 2016-02-28 |
| 3935. | F4 (f4p2) | 103.14 | 92% | 2016-12-16 |
| 3936. | Flounder (kublai_ow) | 103.13 | 97.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 3937. | amateur typist (icolor) | 103.12 | 97% | 2016-07-15 |
| 3938. | gwynyor (gwynyor) | 103.11 | 97% | 2014-07-13 |
| 3939. | Grim (grimpansen) | 103.11 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 3940. | The Batman (mattman6886) | 103.11 | 96% | 2016-01-18 |
| 3941. | Azuri (divaaa) | 103.10 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 3942. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 103.10 | 99% | 2021-07-03 |
| 3943. | Liran (liranm89) | 103.10 | 96% | 2016-04-13 |
| 3944. | Maize (maizerowan) | 103.10 | 96% | 2014-06-21 |
| 3945. | Hugh (olowken) | 103.09 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 3946. | Jaxson (jaxxxson) | 103.09 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |