So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30398. | dong mau (dongmauanhhung) | 52.36 | 92% | 2011-12-03 |
| 30399. | Moon4 (moon4) | 52.36 | — | 2010-02-20 |
| 30400. | jimmy (newbie12) | 52.36 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 30401. | Tony (skwazy) | 52.35 | 94% | 2022-10-06 |
| 30402. | Messy (messy_me) | 52.35 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 30403. | Hieu (hieu_96) | 52.35 | 94% | 2013-04-14 |
| 30404. | Niklas (peterustinox) | 52.35 | 90% | 2013-11-12 |
| 30405. | Van (vanjunior) | 52.35 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 30406. | Alim (alimmuslim7@gmail.com) | 52.35 | 96% | 2014-12-24 |
| 30407. | earlcookie (lazysniper) | 52.35 | 94% | 2013-01-07 |
| 30408. | eddy (eddy20022003) | 52.35 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 30409. | Sohan (alphasd) | 52.35 | 91% | 2017-02-25 |
| 30410. | Alex (infinity404) | 52.34 | 88% | 2013-01-31 |
| 30411. | Alexander (avenger) | 52.34 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 30412. | Cuong (lenamcuong) | 52.34 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 30413. | gwendolyn (geo1960) | 52.34 | 98% | 2014-03-05 |
| 30414. | Vincent (vincent20lam) | 52.33 | 95% | 2012-06-30 |
| 30415. | J (jellyfiszh) | 52.33 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 30416. | Phanie (stephstep) | 52.33 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 30417. | John (johnzan) | 52.33 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 30418. | 9109.99 (achiragao) | 52.33 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 30419. | thien (dizzyvn) | 52.33 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 30420. | Johnny (ronjohn) | 52.33 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 30421. | Rajendra (rkarki42) | 52.33 | 95% | 2011-12-08 |
| 30422. | Seth (opiumonom) | 52.33 | 94% | 2017-07-01 |
| 30423. | Nadya (limpylizzie) | 52.32 | 98% | 2016-02-01 |
| 30424. | Ben (jastas) | 52.32 | 86% | 2012-07-29 |
| 30425. | Kamal (kamalk2) | 52.32 | 91% | 2015-04-23 |
| 30426. | Sajid (sajid006) | 52.32 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 30427. | Kinan (kinzo963) | 52.31 | 93% | 2020-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |