The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2831. | MJ (mj970325) | 112.53 | 93% | 2014-03-30 |
| 2832. | Adam (ck0913) | 112.51 | 95% | 2014-07-06 |
| 2833. | Shock (shock) | 112.51 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 2834. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 112.51 | 98% | 2012-07-13 |
| 2835. | man in black (maninblack) | 112.50 | 98% | 2013-04-25 |
| 2836. | - (waynelin14) | 112.50 | 93% | 2014-01-24 |
| 2837. | MySpaceBarIsBroken (kanto) | 112.50 | 95% | 2014-11-29 |
| 2838. | (robby250) | 112.49 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 2839. | abika (abikadika) | 112.48 | 97% | 2023-02-13 |
| 2840. | Snapdragon (bunkerboo29) | 112.48 | 96% | 2016-06-20 |
| 2841. | Snakers (snakers) | 112.48 | 92% | 2012-04-27 |
| 2842. | why tf premium members so f... | 112.47 | 99% | 2018-09-30 |
| 2843. | Aidan (aidan7777) | 112.46 | 93% | 2015-04-11 |
| 2844. | Marco (marcotheboy) | 112.46 | 96% | 2017-05-23 |
| 2845. | Nozden (neonozden) | 112.45 | 94% | 2016-12-09 |
| 2846. | Joosee (bisufan) | 112.45 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 2847. | TriklinoW (triklino2) | 112.44 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
| 2848. | (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ... | 112.44 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2849. | Chris (ginteruf) | 112.42 | 93% | 2014-01-15 |
| 2850. | Chris (atorius) | 112.42 | 99% | 2014-03-29 |
| 2851. | Audrey (audreyhy) | 112.41 | 99% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2852. | cocoa (cocoan) | 112.41 | 94% | 2012-05-04 |
| 2853. | Thundering (electricbiscuit) | 112.40 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 2854. | michelle (mkahue) | 112.40 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2855. | Claire (gokulol) | 112.40 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 2856. | 人間で (innonimate) | 112.40 | 94% | 2012-09-21 |
| 2857. | c (cumaeska) | 112.39 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 2858. | Alex (wagglegoat) | 112.38 | 93% | 2013-01-09 |
| 2859. | bolognas! (bolognas) | 112.37 | 90% | 2016-10-28 |
| 2860. | Aaqib (aqibmirza776) | 112.36 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |