The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18346. | Hari (hazkaz) | 74.78 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 18347. | boiax (boiax) | 74.78 | 95.7% | 2023-09-20 |
| 18348. | folgue02 (folgue) | 74.78 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 18349. | viclung (viclung) | 74.78 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 18350. | S (chimerahitman) | 74.78 | 95% | 2016-03-05 |
| 18351. | Tim (whyouno) | 74.78 | 93% | 2012-08-31 |
| 18352. | Throstur (throstur) | 74.77 | 93% | 2012-01-14 |
| 18353. | deej (deej195) | 74.77 | 96% | 2021-02-27 |
| 18354. | Darryl (skull01) | 74.77 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 18355. | Felix (fg123) | 74.77 | 90% | 2012-09-11 |
| 18356. | Lloyd (llgraves) | 74.77 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 18357. | Quitalot (tylertylerooo) | 74.77 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 18358. | ♪╠¥ö§€ƒ╣♫ (ye... | 74.77 | 93% | 2013-05-23 |
| 18359. | Rahul (rahul0379) | 74.77 | 96% | 2019-07-13 |
| 18360. | Vadim (najke) | 74.77 | 92% | 2014-09-14 |
| 18361. | vy (quangvy) | 74.77 | 97% | 2015-03-05 |
| 18362. | Magik (magiklamo) | 74.76 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 18363. | Aditya (adibhandari) | 74.76 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 18364. | Manas (kingmanas) | 74.76 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18365. | Machine (guldan) | 74.76 | 98% | 2018-03-06 |
| 18366. | Spiffy (spiffymooge) | 74.76 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 18367. | Rob (aftershock7) | 74.76 | 92% | 2016-05-11 |
| 18368. | Bora (bora_olmez) | 74.75 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
| 18369. | mac (mac_incc) | 74.75 | 96.2% | 2021-02-24 |
| 18370. | Rami (razerz) | 74.75 | 94% | 2022-12-17 |
| 18371. | Evgeny (blackitten13) | 74.75 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 18372. | Evan (typer21) | 74.75 | 97% | 2011-10-15 |
| 18373. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 74.75 | 92% | 2015-06-08 |
| 18374. | Norby (norby101) | 74.75 | 92% | 2016-07-21 |
| 18375. | HaRy (milfhary) | 74.75 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |