It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3885. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 62.68 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 3886. | Luke (lukecao) | 62.67 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| 3887. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 62.65 | 96% | 2018-02-13 |
| 3888. | molotov (askzebo) | 62.61 | 95% | 2019-03-20 |
| 3889. | amine (amichet) | 62.60 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
| 3890. | Mussa (muchab) | 62.60 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3891. | Ethan (an3223) | 62.60 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 3892. | Jeohn (jeohn) | 62.59 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| 3893. | Mike (specialized) | 62.59 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| 3894. | Sean (metrognome12) | 62.58 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 3895. | Tanner (ayytanner) | 62.58 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 3896. | Jacob (critias26) | 62.54 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 3897. | Kiki (theuhgirl) | 62.53 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 3898. | tom (sonic_hh23) | 62.53 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3899. | Suchita (error90) | 62.52 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 3900. | Daniel (dan__) | 62.51 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 3901. | Sherali (sherali) | 62.50 | 99% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3902. | Haris (harisohk) | 62.50 | 95% | 2019-02-07 |
| 3903. | Wherleybird (#1 Grand Rapid... | 62.49 | 95% | 2020-02-11 |
| 3904. | Henry (drwolf) | 62.49 | 93% | 2017-10-25 |
| 3905. | Ace (acerek) | 62.49 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 3906. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 62.48 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3907. | Adi (adicyberg) | 62.48 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 3908. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 62.47 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 3909. | Linsong (okininin) | 62.45 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3910. | Foolbar (foolbar) | 62.45 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3911. | Kittencatnip (kittencatnip) | 62.44 | 95% | 2019-09-13 |
| 3912. | Roman (snoozed) | 62.44 | 95% | 2018-08-08 |
| 3913. | jepeh (gore_juic3) | 62.44 | 96% | 2017-09-10 |
| 3914. | ADF (aldf) | 62.43 | 95% | 2019-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |