Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14. | Aakanx (aakanx) | 106.73 | 99% | 2023-09-08 |
| 15. | Husky (husky_d) | 105.16 | 97% | 2024-09-23 |
| 16. | Naren (senseiscape) | 102.65 | 98% | 2024-06-05 |
| 17. | Slim (slimshady2001) | 97.71 | 97% | 2023-09-30 |
| 18. | MrChups (rioschupchup) | 96.42 | 97.1% | 2025-02-28 |
| 19. | Suzy (blakmagjick) | 94.41 | 98.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 20. | Ethan (legendaryshadowkami) | 94.09 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 21. | Yaz Saito (ysaito) | 93.55 | 98% | 2023-10-23 |
| 22. | nick (dinglebird) | 92.81 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| 23. | Phinny (phinnyfinn) | 92.74 | 97% | 2025-02-18 |
| 24. | Brett (go271) | 90.46 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 25. | Fahrizal (fahrizal_tv) | 87.84 | 96% | 2025-02-21 |
| 26. | partytie5 (partytie5) | 83.99 | 96% | 2023-12-08 |
| 27. | consumer of oats (antinatal... | 83.60 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 28. | MBAHWIN88 (semibolabos) | 81.92 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 29. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 77.71 | 96.1% | 2023-10-26 |
| 30. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 74.59 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |