The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32298. | Florpingflorps (florps) | 60.53 | 97.4% | 2024-09-19 |
| 32299. | Valliappan (its_me04) | 60.53 | 97.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 32300. | Rachael (rachaelpoedia) | 60.53 | 98.3% | 2023-11-14 |
| 32301. | MrJordan (mrjordan) | 60.53 | 95% | 2021-03-27 |
| 32302. | Ben (sirholiday) | 60.53 | 94% | 2016-04-15 |
| 32303. | Mitchell (mbb3_mitch) | 60.53 | 96% | 2016-08-24 |
| 32304. | Michele (goth_on_the_inside) | 60.53 | 95% | 2013-07-14 |
| 32305. | Receba (rec_eb_a) | 60.52 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 32306. | nobeldtadas (alisteyr1221) | 60.52 | 96% | 2024-12-12 |
| 32307. | Sebastian (saibolt) | 60.52 | 95.7% | 2024-12-29 |
| 32308. | I_Really_Like_Tipping (theb... | 60.52 | 95.6% | 2025-01-23 |
| 32309. | ¸.•*¨çaяĿah (atkyelp... | 60.52 | 94% | 2013-12-14 |
| 32310. | Michał (march3wa) | 60.52 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 32311. | Lonmanbeast (lonmanbeast) | 60.52 | 96% | 2020-12-21 |
| 32312. | Stefie (stefiex) | 60.52 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 32313. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 60.52 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 32314. | bolsaxk (bolsaxk) | 60.51 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 32315. | Toasty (catsquesadilla) | 60.51 | 94.4% | 2025-01-07 |
| 32316. | MehD (mind1010) | 60.51 | 96% | 2024-02-19 |
| 32317. | Sean (seansta10) | 60.51 | 94% | 2017-06-29 |
| 32318. | AYOUB (ayoub_dkhissi) | 60.51 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 32319. | kuo (kuowehua) | 60.51 | 97.8% | 2024-09-03 |
| 32320. | Kaden (lifeshappy) | 60.51 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 32321. | Stephen (sasafras0818) | 60.51 | 84% | 2017-04-22 |
| 32322. | Thoostei (thoostei) | 60.51 | 87% | 2016-02-20 |
| 32323. | Taby! (tabithatuigamala) | 60.51 | 92% | 2017-01-10 |
| 32324. | Schrodingerskitten42 (schro... | 60.50 | 97% | 2024-07-28 |
| 32325. | Enzo (yujiro144) | 60.50 | 99% | 2024-12-25 |
| 32326. | mae (buddypal) | 60.50 | 96% | 2018-05-15 |
| 32327. | Zunbileg (ozbileg) | 60.50 | 95% | 2021-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |