So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21798. | INDONESIA (nikmat) | 65.66 | 98% | 2012-06-05 |
| 21799. | Petter (crixus) | 65.66 | 95% | 2015-09-16 |
| 21800. | Robert (critsil) | 65.65 | 87% | 2017-01-22 |
| 21801. | redfive (redfive5) | 65.65 | 95% | 2023-08-08 |
| 21802. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 65.65 | 92% | 2015-09-22 |
| 21803. | Zenfur (zenfur) | 65.65 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 21804. | C (pestilence101) | 65.65 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 21805. | Miyu (miyukitkat) | 65.65 | 96% | 2013-09-22 |
| 21806. | OtiS (mitchydkid) | 65.65 | 92% | 2013-04-18 |
| 21807. | Theeraphat (nauticalmiles87) | 65.64 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 21808. | Frederick (fredericknotw) | 65.64 | 96% | 2014-12-26 |
| 21809. | 3 idiots (hilhar) | 65.64 | 95% | 2011-07-24 |
| 21810. | Rey (reymal) | 65.64 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 21811. | samurai (samurai0) | 65.63 | 90% | 2012-10-07 |
| 21812. | Cyrus (cyruschan1219) | 65.63 | 94% | 2017-12-07 |
| 21813. | Ethan (ondoyant) | 65.63 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 21814. | Sahaj (sahaj01) | 65.62 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 21815. | Pyop (pyop) | 65.62 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 21816. | Antony (antochan) | 65.62 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 21817. | Hazen (hazen91) | 65.61 | 96% | 2016-07-24 |
| 21818. | Haider (hiderbider) | 65.61 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 21819. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 65.61 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 21820. | b2 (bittumon) | 65.61 | 95% | 2013-10-11 |
| 21821. | Angie (asjoy) | 65.61 | 96% | 2012-10-24 |
| 21822. | Connor (connor623) | 65.60 | 92% | 2014-09-30 |
| 21823. | Michael (thecreepyguy) | 65.60 | 94% | 2022-05-08 |
| 21824. | Sondr (pngstr) | 65.60 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 21825. | Ol (bodanice) | 65.60 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 21826. | a (stanrude) | 65.60 | 98% | 2022-10-08 |
| 21827. | Raf (zoio) | 65.60 | 95% | 2019-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |