Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15983. | Declan (dg05) | 89.68 | 96% | 2025-10-31 |
| 15984. | Racer (rdracer) | 89.68 | 95% | 2016-11-23 |
| 15985. | Justin (jteezy11) | 89.68 | 92% | 2013-03-06 |
| 15986. | Cameron (stolenbullet) | 89.67 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 15987. | Paul (pk234) | 89.67 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 15988. | Saidami (gosaydami) | 89.67 | 93% | 2016-08-16 |
| 15989. | maks (boredmaks) | 89.67 | 96% | 2013-11-26 |
| 15990. | alex (schafted361) | 89.67 | 95% | 2017-05-20 |
| 15991. | Frank (johnny_qwerty) | 89.66 | 98.4% | 2024-02-07 |
| 15992. | emma (wooemma) | 89.66 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 15993. | Nadeem (abstractwhiz) | 89.66 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 15994. | Patrick (sabo_99) | 89.65 | 96% | 2022-10-08 |
| 15995. | Raja (mmahmoodh) | 89.65 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 15996. | Slim (slimjesus2) | 89.65 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 15997. | Hoo (phonhay) | 89.65 | 97% | 2013-06-22 |
| 15998. | George (miixed01) | 89.65 | 92% | 2016-01-28 |
| 15999. | Maria (ladymariag) | 89.64 | 99% | 2021-12-03 |
| 16000. | Max (maxjxh) | 89.64 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 16001. | Payas (payas) | 89.64 | 98.5% | 2023-11-08 |
| 16002. | Moacir (moacirnq) | 89.64 | 97.9% | 2025-04-20 |
| 16003. | parth (parthvaghela) | 89.64 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 16004. | JazzyJonah (jazzyjonah) | 89.64 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 16005. | Saiyn (saiynssgssyr) | 89.64 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 16006. | Kylee (cheyna) | 89.64 | 96% | 2015-08-14 |
| 16007. | Samuel (naraku) | 89.64 | 92% | 2016-01-19 |
| 16008. | Juan (rackpanda) | 89.64 | 99% | 2014-02-06 |
| 16009. | King (kingmaverick07) | 89.63 | 98% | 2025-08-20 |
| 16010. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 89.63 | 98% | 2023-10-18 |
| 16011. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 89.63 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 16012. | misha beburov (beburov) | 89.62 | 96.9% | 2023-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |