So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26966. | Zerith (zerith) | 57.77 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 26967. | Shareta (shareta) | 57.77 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 26968. | Tarrega (tarrega) | 57.76 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 26969. | J (jreyes33) | 57.76 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 26970. | Bekzodbek (bekzod003) | 57.76 | 93% | 2022-04-03 |
| 26971. | Kubota គូបូតា ... | 57.76 | 97% | 2013-10-11 |
| 26972. | tovanhiep (tovanhiep) | 57.76 | 94% | 2013-06-16 |
| 26973. | Mihiro (mihiro) | 57.76 | 89% | 2013-05-14 |
| 26974. | Bappy (bappy) | 57.76 | 96% | 2012-12-04 |
| 26975. | oliver (oliver13863) | 57.75 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 26976. | Sarah (sarahsyg) | 57.75 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
| 26977. | BTY (oscarwong91) | 57.75 | 93% | 2015-07-21 |
| 26978. | John (johncenajohncena) | 57.75 | 92% | 2021-01-21 |
| 26979. | alex (airboy) | 57.75 | 94% | 2012-11-16 |
| 26980. | Jeremy (sundown779) | 57.75 | 90% | 2012-12-29 |
| 26981. | Antonio (ab_marcelo) | 57.75 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 26982. | Het (legoleader) | 57.74 | 96% | 2017-07-22 |
| 26983. | Srihas (blooddena) | 57.74 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 26984. | Bill (billm) | 57.74 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 26985. | @supertallarin24 in any soc... | 57.74 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 26986. | Taku (takuya) | 57.74 | 96% | 2012-01-21 |
| 26987. | Joe (joe_mama001) | 57.74 | 94.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 26988. | joseph (jojobo617) | 57.74 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 26989. | Ethan (bigtypebrownie) | 57.74 | 95% | 2019-10-26 |
| 26990. | Hintsa (hintsa) | 57.74 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 26991. | Joshua (havix) | 57.74 | 92% | 2016-04-05 |
| 26992. | [AhK] Sonic (projeto) | 57.74 | 95% | 2015-09-01 |
| 26993. | Pavan (kpavankotesh) | 57.74 | 92% | 2015-02-14 |
| 26994. | Caissy (kayyyseee) | 57.74 | 92% | 2014-10-19 |
| 26995. | Katherine (katieo69) | 57.74 | 98% | 2015-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |