As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10046. | bryan (bryan1111) | 83.51 | 95% | 2023-03-28 |
| 10047. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 83.51 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 10048. | Zehll (lightningcloud) | 83.50 | 95% | 2015-04-17 |
| 10049. | (shinobukocho) | 83.50 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 10050. | Arnel II (agujathis) | 83.50 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 10051. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 83.50 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 10052. | Daniel (howl24) | 83.49 | 97% | 2024-09-30 |
| 10053. | Agi (aginamon) | 83.49 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 10054. | Andy (zettsengir) | 83.49 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 10055. | Reset (probably_a_noob) | 83.48 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10056. | Albert (w199381) | 83.48 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10057. | pineapple💩 (rocketsman) | 83.48 | 95% | 2017-04-27 |
| 10058. | Vinay (mad_max1993) | 83.48 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 10059. | Ichiro (1ch1r0) | 83.47 | 97% | 2016-01-30 |
| 10060. | JL8 (liux888) | 83.47 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 10061. | Dassi (dassi2morr) | 83.47 | 95% | 2016-10-12 |
| 10062. | F5 (phf5) | 83.46 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 10063. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 83.46 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 10064. | HENN (username6129) | 83.46 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 10065. | therainmaker (therainmaker) | 83.46 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| 10066. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 83.46 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 10067. | michael (increased) | 83.46 | 92% | 2016-12-11 |
| 10068. | Gabriel (unicon) | 83.45 | 99% | 2017-06-07 |
| 10069. | Gavin (gavinhardison) | 83.45 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 10070. | Sheefra (sheefcmcs) | 83.45 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 10071. | Skanda (skanda77) | 83.45 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 10072. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 83.45 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 10073. | practicing (mio17) | 83.45 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 10074. | Paul (pk234) | 83.45 | 95% | 2016-11-27 |
| 10075. | Veronica (afdavis) | 83.45 | 98% | 2016-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |