I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17620. | zyyy (zyyyyyyyz) | 69.26 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 17621. | Kelly (kelrena) | 69.26 | 88% | 2015-05-21 |
| 17622. | Kenny (therealvirusss) | 69.26 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 17623. | Kannan (kannan12) | 69.26 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 17624. | Thonycar (54tpb) | 69.26 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 17625. | Tara (tara2366) | 69.25 | 93% | 2015-12-04 |
| 17626. | Inuitive (inuitive) | 69.25 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 17627. | Elia (pacpera) | 69.25 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 17628. | Bobert (bloobertbludge) | 69.24 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 17629. | BIG STEPPA 🥵🥵 (captai... | 69.23 | 90% | 2016-10-03 |
| 17630. | Cray (kweikwei) | 69.23 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 17631. | Deshant (djtype2124) | 69.23 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 17632. | Edgey (tedge) | 69.23 | 95% | 2020-02-04 |
| 17633. | aayushma (aalu) | 69.23 | 97.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17634. | :| (pyrochild) | 69.23 | 96% | 2018-06-17 |
| 17635. | Susan (houstonsleepingbeauty) | 69.23 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 17636. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 69.22 | 97.1% | 2023-11-19 |
| 17637. | F5 (phf5) | 69.22 | 95% | 2023-01-23 |
| 17638. | needo (needo) | 69.22 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 17639. | cyan (cyanaspect) | 69.22 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 17640. | Plebius (skalisty7) | 69.22 | 97.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 17641. | Jesse (stealthybeef) | 69.21 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 17642. | Fortato (fortato) | 69.21 | 94% | 2022-05-02 |
| 17643. | tstats[grammateas] (grammat... | 69.21 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 17644. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 69.21 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 17645. | Lior (liorg225) | 69.21 | 94% | 2015-12-29 |
| 17646. | Itakashi (eqolibreum) | 69.21 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
| 17647. | PeriodicHAiL (periodichail) | 69.20 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 17648. | Mike (ashmoney5) | 69.20 | 93% | 2016-06-28 |
| 17649. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 69.20 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |