And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18714. | Didier (borny) | 81.41 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 18715. | Radjer (enfawz) | 81.41 | 95% | 2013-11-18 |
| 18716. | Joey (jarhar) | 81.41 | 84% | 2017-05-05 |
| 18717. | Justin (gulliblewalrus) | 81.40 | 92% | 2014-10-01 |
| 18718. | Nicholas (nichocacola) | 81.40 | 91% | 2013-01-14 |
| 18719. | Calliope (delphian_calamity) | 81.40 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 18720. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 81.40 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 18721. | Olexiy (lexk) | 81.40 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 18722. | Brett (megahash) | 81.40 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 18723. | Wais (burningdemonslash) | 81.39 | 94% | 2015-09-16 |
| 18724. | Z. (zazz4) | 81.39 | 96% | 2012-12-24 |
| 18725. | Piano (piano_king) | 81.38 | 96% | 2022-08-14 |
| 18726. | Ben (raincatchfire) | 81.38 | 97% | 2016-02-13 |
| 18727. | Kamran (kamranagayev) | 81.38 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 18728. | root (chroot) | 81.38 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 18729. | Super slow (jan_war) | 81.38 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 18730. | F5 (phf5) | 81.37 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 18731. | ZR (zzrjoe) | 81.37 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 18732. | Meta (metahead) | 81.37 | 96% | 2018-04-20 |
| 18733. | Amirata (amiratak88) | 81.37 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 18734. | Vlada (vlada79) | 81.37 | 95% | 2017-04-27 |
| 18735. | Steph (sosteph12) | 81.36 | 94% | 2016-10-17 |
| 18736. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 81.36 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 18737. | Caden (cadenmcd) | 81.36 | 94% | 2023-09-23 |
| 18738. | LeQ (xlequitox) | 81.36 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 18739. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 81.36 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 18740. | lol (lolspedicey) | 81.36 | 94% | 2021-10-11 |
| 18741. | bnaba (bi1238) | 81.36 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 18742. | monty (mintos) | 81.36 | 94% | 2013-11-21 |
| 18743. | Srinidhi (eren_eager) | 81.35 | 99% | 2023-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |