And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Kathy (florentine) | 186.81 | 100% | 2017-02-25 |
| 2. | Cepheus's 🌌 (parkevan27) | 165.27 | 100% | 2022-12-16 |
| 3. | hlng (styrofoam) | 164.23 | 100% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4. | blaise (blaise2) | 148.58 | 100% | 2016-12-05 |
| 5. | (delirious) | 148.42 | 100% | 2018-11-09 |
| 6. | themaniax.com (kido2976) | 138.43 | 100% | 2024-10-14 |
| 7. | Colin (geosyog) | 134.61 | 100% | 2024-11-28 |
| 8. | Thomas (loboru) | 133.35 | 100% | 2020-03-03 |
| 9. | (timeload) | 131.46 | 100% | 2025-11-04 |
| 10. | Ritchie (w00tness) | 122.22 | 100% | 2021-12-12 |
| 11. | (oxygene) | 121.71 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 12. | (northwind) | 119.90 | 100% | 2015-04-22 |
| 13. | (subedar) | 119.27 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 14. | (vexors) | 118.84 | 100% | 2018-10-02 |
| 15. | Tyler (wzrds3) | 118.61 | 100% | 2013-08-24 |
| 16. | (maddolis) | 116.66 | 100% | 2023-01-14 |
| 17. | (jjlinden) | 112.59 | 100% | 2024-08-01 |
| 18. | (drthunderface) | 111.64 | 100% | 2021-06-22 |
| 19. | (kessettt) | 109.37 | 100% | 2024-05-06 |
| 20. | Nozden (kranzei) | 109.04 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 21. | Tôm (tomthecat94) | 109.03 | 100% | 2011-08-13 |
| 22. | (pndragon) | 108.43 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 23. | (7wolves) | 108.39 | 100% | 2023-07-29 |
| 24. | Hunter (huntertyler) | 107.89 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 25. | (novacainr) | 106.98 | 100% | 2025-09-18 |
| 26. | Braden (bmende) | 106.47 | 100% | 2012-12-24 |
| 27. | (sawi) | 105.77 | 100% | 2015-07-13 |
| 28. | (deckard_4) | 104.51 | 100% | 2021-04-10 |
| 29. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 103.54 | 100% | 2021-01-02 |
| 30. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 100.15 | 100% | 2012-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |