The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23338. | Mikeyyy (mikeyyy_06) | 66.97 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 23339. | Christiaan (fireice7072) | 66.97 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 23340. | Jasjit (jasjit) | 66.97 | 96.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 23341. | Charles (ckypros) | 66.97 | 95.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 23342. | Micaldos (micaldos) | 66.97 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 23343. | Luuk (lk16) | 66.97 | 94% | 2012-02-20 |
| 23344. | flamingo (wmariko) | 66.97 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 23345. | ViciousSnails (vicioussnails) | 66.97 | 93% | 2012-06-16 |
| 23346. | why am I typoing so much (d... | 66.97 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 23347. | Fernando (dragon_reaper99) | 66.97 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 23348. | mohamed (oasis_66) | 66.96 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 23349. | TeMyOnG (mellin) | 66.96 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 23350. | No (blank01) | 66.96 | 96% | 2017-07-13 |
| 23351. | Steve (steve1) | 66.96 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 23352. | Philip (pajala) | 66.96 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 23353. | Evangelos (es305) | 66.96 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 23354. | S1rlancerlott (s1rlancerlott) | 66.95 | 94% | 2016-06-06 |
| 23355. | Theodore (p1zza) | 66.95 | 91% | 2016-07-16 |
| 23356. | El (eldestructo3) | 66.95 | 94% | 2022-05-03 |
| 23357. | nafe (bienzza) | 66.95 | 92% | 2014-10-09 |
| 23358. | Ev (evturn) | 66.94 | 99% | 2018-05-17 |
| 23359. | Peshraw-Kurdi (peshraw) | 66.94 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 23360. | House (houses) | 66.94 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 23361. | Fat (fatally) | 66.94 | 92% | 2012-10-15 |
| 23362. | Harlan (deku) | 66.94 | 91% | 2014-10-19 |
| 23363. | Yash (yashkul) | 66.93 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 23364. | Colin (colinquistador) | 66.93 | 95% | 2016-12-31 |
| 23365. | Tom (tom1110) | 66.93 | 95.9% | 2023-10-30 |
| 23366. | Ray (exteray) | 66.93 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 23367. | Succy (succy_cacti) | 66.93 | 96% | 2019-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |