So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24476. | Peter (peterfiroozi) | 61.59 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 24477. | ChronoWolf8 🐺 (kaydenlem... | 61.59 | 94% | 2023-08-22 |
| 24478. | taha (tahashemy) | 61.59 | 96.1% | 2023-06-18 |
| 24479. | Eduardo (edbravo) | 61.59 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 24480. | Aqib (aqib1990) | 61.59 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 24481. | Nguyen (officialnguyen) | 61.59 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 24482. | Ng (lookol) | 61.59 | 85% | 2017-02-20 |
| 24483. | vsTerminus (vsterminus) | 61.59 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 24484. | Shakeel (shakeelhadir) | 61.59 | 94% | 2015-04-04 |
| 24485. | CottonHeaded (cottonheadedn... | 61.59 | 93% | 2013-01-02 |
| 24486. | Mason (mason_haggerty) | 61.58 | 88% | 2016-10-23 |
| 24487. | yolo (yolo12369) | 61.58 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 24488. | Daniel (littleredbear97) | 61.58 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
| 24489. | Foco (foco) | 61.58 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| 24490. | Catman (catman847) | 61.58 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 24491. | Matt (saltation) | 61.58 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 24492. | Goose (friendlygoose) | 61.57 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 24493. | organic (organic__filter) | 61.57 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24494. | Hiroko (hiroko) | 61.57 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 24495. | Caglar (cypriotboi) | 61.57 | 98% | 2013-12-13 |
| 24496. | Bibek (bibek22) | 61.57 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 24497. | shicheng (fgtfer) | 61.57 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
| 24498. | Tobias (tobiasjm) | 61.57 | 94% | 2013-04-18 |
| 24499. | thu (thupham) | 61.57 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 24500. | runa (dawn_89) | 61.56 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 24501. | Abucay (medleypond) | 61.56 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 24502. | fethy (lefty_dz) | 61.56 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 24503. | zachary (zhutton) | 61.56 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 24504. | vicky (vickyliu) | 61.56 | 94% | 2014-04-07 |
| 24505. | Hiu Pang (12333211) | 61.56 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |