I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18390. | Xyv1507 (xyvreod) | 67.47 | 96% | 2025-01-19 |
| 18391. | Nihad (nihaddd) | 67.47 | 96% | 2023-07-27 |
| 18392. | Iceman (icemaniv) | 67.47 | 96% | 2016-09-09 |
| 18393. | Rejo1ce (mudithyanki) | 67.47 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 18394. | Jeremy (geekjeremy) | 67.46 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 18395. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 67.46 | 96% | 2023-06-02 |
| 18396. | veca (vecaxon) | 67.46 | 96.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 18397. | Woot80419 (woot80419) | 67.46 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 18398. | João (queiroz0189) | 67.46 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 18399. | phuc (phamhphuc) | 67.46 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 18400. | Daniel (booksindemand) | 67.46 | 96% | 2017-04-27 |
| 18401. | Anthony (adenn915) | 67.45 | 95% | 2021-06-16 |
| 18402. | bathory (bathory666) | 67.45 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 18403. | AJ (andymac) | 67.45 | 87% | 2016-02-06 |
| 18404. | Unequaled (unequaled) | 67.45 | 91% | 2017-05-28 |
| 18405. | maltinyu (maltinyu) | 67.44 | 95% | 2023-10-17 |
| 18406. | Jun (ricefield123) | 67.43 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 18407. | GoFast UwU (tanshiyou) | 67.43 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 18408. | Joaquin (jquins19) | 67.43 | 93.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 18409. | Kate (kate_isabella) | 67.43 | 92% | 2016-09-03 |
| 18410. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 67.43 | 96% | 2018-03-09 |
| 18411. | codewars.com (learn_2_code) | 67.43 | 91% | 2016-04-25 |
| 18412. | Sam (magneticresonance) | 67.43 | 91% | 2016-02-06 |
| 18413. | Brendon (nodnerb) | 67.43 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 18414. | forumulator (forumulator) | 67.42 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 18415. | Sam (samsquamtch) | 67.42 | 96% | 2024-02-14 |
| 18416. | Saadidas (turboboost) | 67.42 | 89% | 2017-02-28 |
| 18417. | type_deez_sentences (type_d... | 67.41 | 95% | 2023-07-12 |
| 18418. | Antonis Skylidhs (anthonyda... | 67.40 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 18419. | Isaac (weeee122) | 67.40 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |