So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20647. | Abhinav (roronoa_2414) | 67.48 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 20648. | Brock (bgilliam55) | 67.48 | 95.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 20649. | Baris (palaska) | 67.48 | 93% | 2015-09-26 |
| 20650. | Brian (shjang1007) | 67.48 | 83% | 2016-11-17 |
| 20651. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 67.47 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 20652. | Christopher (telyn305) | 67.47 | 90% | 2016-12-20 |
| 20653. | Tia (tianotfisher) | 67.47 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 20654. | Karan (karanbajaj23) | 67.47 | 91% | 2014-12-14 |
| 20655. | Juliusz (wisechip) | 67.47 | 96.3% | 2023-10-22 |
| 20656. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 67.47 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 20657. | Eric (godhand4826) | 67.47 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 20658. | quoshi (quoshi) | 67.47 | 95.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 20659. | IChun (lighttodie) | 67.47 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
| 20660. | Luis (lcisnero) | 67.47 | 99% | 2014-11-27 |
| 20661. | Jess (jessee) | 67.47 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 20662. | Ankit (anky_96) | 67.47 | 93% | 2016-08-08 |
| 20663. | alan (alanthebest1212) | 67.46 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 20664. | hajenleet (hajenleet) | 67.46 | 94% | 2011-09-09 |
| 20665. | Donnie (donnien7) | 67.46 | 94% | 2011-05-05 |
| 20666. | Nicholas (nick68) | 67.46 | 93% | 2016-07-25 |
| 20667. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 67.45 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 20668. | Freek (freek4010) | 67.45 | 94% | 2014-07-22 |
| 20669. | Dora Dora (skdora) | 67.45 | 93% | 2014-02-22 |
| 20670. | P (vjkg6) | 67.45 | 91% | 2012-02-07 |
| 20671. | Alarick (alarick78) | 67.45 | 95% | 2013-05-05 |
| 20672. | ulf (yukyukyuk) | 67.44 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
| 20673. | Victor (flipoffer13) | 67.44 | 97% | 2013-07-02 |
| 20674. | Kyaira (kyaira) | 67.44 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 20675. | Dhaka (mitumila) | 67.44 | 98% | 2015-06-14 |
| 20676. | Mikey (xhadoken) | 67.43 | 92% | 2016-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |