The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9016. | M. (baity) | 90.02 | — | 2011-01-23 |
| 9017. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 90.01 | 97% | 2016-05-28 |
| 9018. | Chad (peachey22) | 90.01 | 97% | 2014-03-15 |
| 9019. | Freeonjoe (freeonpro) | 90.01 | 93% | 2017-04-26 |
| 9020. | Silingas (trustys) | 90.00 | 99% | 2024-02-05 |
| 9021. | Jack (dont_be_scooter) | 90.00 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 9022. | Fikri (fikri101) | 90.00 | 93% | 2012-04-11 |
| 9023. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 90.00 | 98.1% | 2025-01-12 |
| 9024. | S (kdot123) | 90.00 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 9025. | Chengster (chengster_) | 89.99 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 9026. | TimTam_NZ (timtam_nz) | 89.99 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9027. | Kurtis (kurtino) | 89.99 | 93% | 2015-01-06 |
| 9028. | will (whitedarko) | 89.98 | 97% | 2024-07-23 |
| 9029. | Gahgyejung (gahgyejung) | 89.98 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 9030. | hat (hatensemble) | 89.98 | 96% | 2013-06-18 |
| 9031. | Gallagher (gallagher1213) | 89.98 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 9032. | braaa (braaaiiins) | 89.97 | 90% | 2011-11-12 |
| 9033. | Preston (muchtolearn) | 89.97 | 94% | 2014-01-27 |
| 9034. | Philius (phi1ius) | 89.96 | 96.1% | 2025-01-31 |
| 9035. | NinjR (gingerninjr) | 89.96 | 97% | 2016-11-15 |
| 9036. | tom (tombaxter1) | 89.96 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 9037. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 89.96 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 9038. | Krijan (krijan) | 89.95 | 97.6% | 2025-04-02 |
| 9039. | Paul (phlap) | 89.95 | 98% | 2024-12-14 |
| 9040. | Joel (joel_w2) | 89.95 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 9041. | Edward (xanthicml) | 89.95 | 91% | 2016-04-24 |
| 9042. | Mizore (mizore) | 89.95 | — | 2010-12-26 |
| 9043. | Log (m_shrine) | 89.94 | 97% | 2024-07-02 |
| 9044. | afads (dafishh46) | 89.94 | 96.7% | 2024-07-26 |
| 9045. | Cagri (mr_oral) | 89.94 | 97.4% | 2023-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |