The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16075. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 89.37 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 16076. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 89.37 | 100% | 2020-03-27 |
| 16077. | Annabelle (anuhbell) | 89.37 | 99% | 2016-06-29 |
| 16078. | FGS (simo666) | 89.36 | 97% | 2023-10-11 |
| 16079. | Christopher (chesscello) | 89.36 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 16080. | blueturtle (esraels) | 89.36 | 96% | 2012-04-20 |
| 16081. | VTEC KICKED IN YO (envme) | 89.36 | 94% | 2013-07-24 |
| 16082. | yaschas (yaschas) | 89.36 | 99% | 2013-02-15 |
| 16083. | fatih (webfox) | 89.36 | 98% | 2016-11-06 |
| 16084. | —Redd ○ (divergence) | 89.35 | 87% | 2015-08-20 |
| 16085. | Typmachien (typmachien) | 89.35 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 16086. | Jared (thejar) | 89.35 | 95% | 2016-08-01 |
| 16087. | javascript:void(0); (duccus... | 89.35 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 16088. | Bryan (bryan675) | 89.35 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 16089. | Brandon (deathdealer4) | 89.35 | 92% | 2016-01-28 |
| 16090. | Miq (karmik) | 89.35 | 95% | 2016-08-15 |
| 16091. | Dylan (meoweycupentcmc) | 89.34 | 95% | 2019-02-09 |
| 16092. | Michael (rugby4life) | 89.34 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 16093. | Hamp (hamp) | 89.34 | 93% | 2016-05-28 |
| 16094. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 89.34 | 99% | 2015-10-25 |
| 16095. | Josh (breezychain) | 89.34 | 98% | 2012-10-18 |
| 16096. | Missy (lovelydy) | 89.34 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 16097. | Adam (adamcapo) | 89.34 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 16098. | Alex (greenday308) | 89.33 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 16099. | Shukri (shirospyro) | 89.33 | 95% | 2016-04-10 |
| 16100. | poosucker (lolvinny) | 89.33 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 16101. | peter (earthisround) | 89.33 | 99% | 2021-02-27 |
| 16102. | Yanterko (yanterko) | 89.33 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 16103. | yhmy (yhmy) | 89.33 | 97% | 2011-07-13 |
| 16104. | Tom (brionel) | 89.33 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |