The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24257. | Eduardo (laloaguirre720) | 65.53 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 24258. | poemich (jerkyice) | 65.52 | 95% | 2023-03-25 |
| 24259. | Jolyon (deltics) | 65.52 | 95% | 2022-02-24 |
| 24260. | Lepry (leprykun) | 65.52 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 24261. | bravo435 (bravo435) | 65.52 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 24262. | Lukas (star55) | 65.52 | 90% | 2015-02-25 |
| 24263. | Zahra (airiiii) | 65.51 | 87% | 2017-01-21 |
| 24264. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 65.51 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 24265. | Skid (spagadongs) | 65.51 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 24266. | Facha (facha) | 65.51 | 87% | 2014-01-06 |
| 24267. | Leah (frenchiefrie) | 65.51 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 24268. | Sebastian (sebperez) | 65.51 | 96% | 2014-09-18 |
| 24269. | Matej (matejh) | 65.51 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 24270. | Mark (markwright) | 65.51 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 24271. | GERALD (hackerxxx0021) | 65.51 | 94% | 2016-10-10 |
| 24272. | Arnel II (agujathis) | 65.51 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 24273. | Sajid (bruteforcekid) | 65.50 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 24274. | Turtle (stevetheturtle) | 65.50 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 24275. | ស៊ីថេ (sythe_net) | 65.50 | 96% | 2013-06-27 |
| 24276. | Equalizer (aux_m) | 65.50 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 24277. | Kevin (kbua23) | 65.50 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 24278. | Ehrick (ehrick_rhed) | 65.50 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 24279. | mohammadreza (mohammadrezae... | 65.50 | 98% | 2014-02-19 |
| 24280. | Lovre (mrlovre) | 65.50 | 87% | 2013-09-02 |
| 24281. | Franz (transgenic) | 65.50 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 24282. | jayR (sirkarma) | 65.50 | 94% | 2014-12-31 |
| 24283. | Eric (lastdeath8) | 65.50 | 96% | 2014-10-11 |
| 24284. | Brian Hart (wiffle0926) | 65.49 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 24285. | Optimus (optimusprime98) | 65.49 | 95% | 2021-11-27 |
| 24286. | Eric (xplo99) | 65.49 | — | 2011-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |