The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33962. | Sharaf (sharaf) | 61.31 | 98% | 2026-04-18 |
| 33963. | Anthony Oliver (agoblu) | 61.30 | 96% | 2024-11-28 |
| 33964. | Deema (deemabash) | 61.30 | 98% | 2025-01-14 |
| 33965. | Kyle (mellotonin) | 61.30 | 96.2% | 2023-12-18 |
| 33966. | Froschyyy (froschyyy) | 61.30 | 100% | 2024-10-08 |
| 33967. | Luna (lunasenshi) | 61.30 | 97% | 2024-11-13 |
| 33968. | Nathan (nathanwooly) | 61.30 | 96.4% | 2024-09-05 |
| 33969. | Michael (mpitta01) | 61.30 | 93% | 2024-04-20 |
| 33970. | Robert (consistentlycaffein... | 61.30 | 98.1% | 2023-11-14 |
| 33971. | rh (rspiritz) | 61.30 | 94% | 2023-11-17 |
| 33972. | Ramsey (ramseyitsme) | 61.30 | 95.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 33973. | zilch (qwertyzilch) | 61.30 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 33974. | Ze (taludon) | 61.30 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 33975. | Exzede (exzede) | 61.30 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
| 33976. | memes (swiftyisamemer) | 61.30 | 91% | 2016-02-08 |
| 33977. | Marcel (diammentrodon) | 61.30 | 97% | 2013-12-09 |
| 33978. | Chi (chinuneko) | 61.29 | 95.3% | 2024-03-20 |
| 33979. | Ritika (ritikarumba) | 61.29 | 98% | 2025-08-31 |
| 33980. | bigtitty (bigtitty23) | 61.29 | 97% | 2025-04-04 |
| 33981. | veronica (vguti) | 61.29 | 96.3% | 2024-09-19 |
| 33982. | Josh (jwilder) | 61.29 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 33983. | Anu (anu_anu) | 61.29 | 96.2% | 2023-12-05 |
| 33984. | janardannn (mind_uncapped) | 61.29 | 96.1% | 2023-12-12 |
| 33985. | ruksun (ruksunn) | 61.29 | 93% | 2012-06-30 |
| 33986. | Eric (xplo99) | 61.29 | 92% | 2011-05-07 |
| 33987. | Kebab (cpt_price) | 61.28 | 95% | 2016-08-06 |
| 33988. | Deap (deapcannedfood) | 61.28 | 97.1% | 2024-10-15 |
| 33989. | pigeonmilk (pigeonmilk) | 61.28 | 91% | 2013-09-26 |
| 33990. | Ayush (ayushtank) | 61.28 | 96.6% | 2024-09-03 |
| 33991. | Potato (parttime_potato) | 61.28 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |