And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13755. | Evan (frost274) | 90.28 | 99% | 2020-11-14 |
| 13756. | atarih (atarih) | 90.28 | 95% | 2014-01-20 |
| 13757. | Kyos (kyos00) | 90.28 | 97% | 2013-05-03 |
| 13758. | Max (maxhalo) | 90.28 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 13759. | Ajax (abaddon431) | 90.27 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 13760. | Aaron (wi1aj) | 90.27 | 95% | 2015-04-01 |
| 13761. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 90.27 | 95% | 2011-05-21 |
| 13762. | Görbi (gorbimonken) | 90.27 | 94% | 2017-03-02 |
| 13763. | hamit (skinnypotato) | 90.27 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 13764. | Stephanie (cuber155) | 90.27 | 98% | 2022-08-20 |
| 13765. | Steven (df1337) | 90.27 | 91% | 2011-05-21 |
| 13766. | İbrahim Can (ibrahimcan) | 90.26 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 13767. | matius (m_wonda) | 90.26 | 98% | 2012-10-15 |
| 13768. | 스티븐 (ishes) | 90.26 | 96.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13769. | Angélica (angie10410) | 90.26 | 99% | 2018-06-19 |
| 13770. | Sarvesh (shivam98) | 90.26 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 13771. | Dat (jgatz) | 90.25 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 13772. | mius (xempyreal) | 90.25 | 98% | 2015-08-26 |
| 13773. | Daniel (danclay) | 90.25 | 97% | 2017-02-14 |
| 13774. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 90.25 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 13775. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 90.25 | 98% | 2016-03-24 |
| 13776. | cetewyn (cetewyn) | 90.25 | 91% | 2015-09-21 |
| 13777. | Michael (mikekw296) | 90.25 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 13778. | Locksley (locksng12) | 90.24 | 99% | 2019-04-08 |
| 13779. | Christopher (cgogo) | 90.24 | 91% | 2012-09-22 |
| 13780. | Eric (edluu) | 90.24 | 95% | 2012-12-23 |
| 13781. | Nordellak (nordellak) | 90.24 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 13782. | Will (kingofpie22) | 90.23 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 13783. | Andrew (covarr) | 90.23 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 13784. | Srikanth (srikanth_sharma) | 90.22 | 97% | 2016-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |