The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4730. | amar (123456) | 57.36 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 4731. | jessica (jfernandes) | 57.36 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 4732. | Arty (artyhunt) | 57.35 | 94% | 2012-03-21 |
| 4733. | Josh (cobra04) | 57.35 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 4734. | Nos (nosferatu23) | 57.35 | 96% | 2012-03-31 |
| 4735. | Ashok (ashokmkd) | 57.34 | 92% | 2011-05-19 |
| 4736. | Nurasyl (black2ing) | 57.34 | 94% | 2021-12-20 |
| 4737. | Geoff (lmaousucksobad23) | 57.34 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 4738. | MrSimple (mrsimple1712) | 57.34 | 95% | 2012-12-07 |
| 4739. | Vince (vinceu15) | 57.34 | 82% | 2015-08-28 |
| 4740. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 57.33 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 4741. | deacon (deacon_cu) | 57.33 | 96% | 2013-07-14 |
| 4742. | Walker (arunsreyas) | 57.33 | 95% | 2015-10-07 |
| 4743. | manish (manish_singh) | 57.33 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 4744. | Pikston (pikston) | 57.33 | 92% | 2013-04-26 |
| 4745. | Misticati (misticati) | 57.33 | 98% | 2012-04-04 |
| 4746. | Murad (murad90) | 57.32 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 4747. | Justas (jusstas) | 57.32 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 4748. | Jeremy (kirbzstar) | 57.32 | 97% | 2015-05-17 |
| 4749. | Mark (markdane22) | 57.32 | 94% | 2011-10-05 |
| 4750. | JC42 (joyouschicken42) | 57.31 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 4751. | Moiz (darkiee) | 57.31 | 86% | 2015-12-27 |
| 4752. | Henry (xylz) | 57.31 | 99% | 2011-06-24 |
| 4753. | kirito (boscomk3) | 57.30 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 4754. | Eduardo (elbodrogo1977) | 57.30 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 4755. | Jacob (marriedforlife134) | 57.30 | 94% | 2014-02-24 |
| 4756. | Nam (nkbinladen) | 57.30 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 4757. | التونسي (gauss007) | 57.30 | 93% | 2014-11-29 |
| 4758. | Gggreg (cardriver) | 57.29 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 4759. | br1gg5y (br1gg5y) | 57.29 | 86% | 2016-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |