So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11. | KC (hotdogkc) | 100.46 | 100% | 2013-05-10 |
12. | Tiberius (tiberiusnero) | 98.19 | 100% | 2018-07-13 |
13. | Thalapathy (thalapathyvijay) | 97.23 | 100% | 2022-01-16 |
14. | brigi (brigi0627) | 95.85 | 100% | 2022-01-05 |
15. | The (thepurpose) | 95.08 | 100% | 2021-06-01 |
16. | CRDM (chelseardm2) | 93.49 | 100% | 2013-10-03 |
17. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 93.43 | 100% | 2012-05-04 |
18. | Seb (stwice) | 93.17 | — | 2010-09-07 |
19. | Dakota (killer67) | 92.32 | 100% | 2013-10-19 |
20. | Peanut (butter0317) | 92.22 | 100% | 2023-08-10 |
21. | Sage (mledommbi) | 88.99 | 100% | 2020-10-18 |
22. | Weston (westond11) | 87.98 | 100% | 2021-08-05 |
23. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 85.50 | 100% | 2016-10-04 |
24. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 84.39 | 100% | 2023-05-24 |
25. | Igor (exdark) | 84.23 | 100% | 2016-07-23 |
26. | Mostafa (brostafa) | 82.59 | 100% | 2018-12-13 |
27. | marius (marius_) | 82.28 | 100% | 2012-01-14 |
28. | Jane (chancel) | 81.30 | 100% | 2013-06-21 |
29. | Ronnie (censeo) | 81.06 | — | 2010-09-12 |
30. | Krisztián (hordosikrisztian) | 80.96 | 100% | 2021-07-20 |
31. | g (gbr05) | 80.89 | 100% | 2014-07-27 |
32. | Lame (lamers) | 79.66 | — | 2010-12-30 |
33. | Raizen (raizou) | 79.26 | 100% | 2013-07-24 |
34. | Jon (glockmog) | 76.94 | 100% | 2021-03-31 |
35. | ed72 (ed72) | 76.93 | 100% | 2018-08-25 |
36. | J (jiffan) | 76.31 | 100% | 2022-10-02 |
37. | Summer (dredd1893) | 75.02 | 100% | 2011-09-25 |
38. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 74.94 | — | 2010-09-06 |
39. | taco (tacocat0) | 74.82 | 100% | 2018-08-22 |
40. | Alex (ninjabassist777) | 74.82 | 100% | 2016-02-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |