I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8250. | Divij (davijiloiro) | 90.36 | 95.7% | 2025-03-29 |
| 8251. | Sonny (sonson88) | 90.36 | 98% | 2017-08-09 |
| 8252. | Austin (galactiac) | 90.36 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 8253. | Alicia (ayhe95) | 90.35 | 97.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8254. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 90.35 | 99% | 2016-05-18 |
| 8255. | thu (thutype) | 90.34 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 8256. | Somogyi (vincture) | 90.34 | 98.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8257. | Beybaris (zstorm_rd) | 90.33 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 8258. | Will (pozzpyo) | 90.33 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 8259. | Mikolai (ladoga_monster) | 90.33 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 8260. | JD (jigglyjd) | 90.33 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 8261. | tstats[log1xmeister] (log1x... | 90.33 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 8262. | Maliha (mnusrat) | 90.32 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 8263. | Lord Kuro (lordkuro) | 90.32 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 8264. | lua (lualua) | 90.32 | 98% | 2015-05-15 |
| 8265. | Giulio (giulio89) | 90.32 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
| 8266. | [Bl4nk] (mahneymchef) | 90.31 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 8267. | F*ck Zelenskyy (overmake) | 90.31 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 8268. | Donald Trump is My God. HeC... | 90.30 | 96.2% | 2024-09-04 |
| 8269. | Elias (el_typo_jr) | 90.30 | 97% | 2023-11-17 |
| 8270. | Alyssa (igngenerator) | 90.30 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 8271. | Bob (bobpopp) | 90.30 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 8272. | 港女 (hkgal) | 90.30 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 8273. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 90.30 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 8274. | Will R (redderz1) | 90.29 | 99% | 2024-05-28 |
| 8275. | Shane (kyulim) | 90.29 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 8276. | clarence (zerogly) | 90.29 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8277. | Dash (darkdash) | 90.29 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8278. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 90.29 | 96.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8279. | Esmer (23455432) | 90.29 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |