I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26425. | Yung MarYoda (yung_maryoda) | 57.89 | 94% | 2023-02-19 |
| 26426. | happysky (happysky) | 57.89 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 26427. | I win (mymomsaysimspecial) | 57.89 | 86% | 2014-09-10 |
| 26428. | asdf (redpanda54321) | 57.89 | 96% | 2015-05-19 |
| 26429. | lars (vollkornaffe) | 57.89 | 94% | 2016-09-16 |
| 26430. | Noah (namtracire) | 57.89 | 96% | 2014-12-29 |
| 26431. | Boomboy69 (doomboy_69) | 57.88 | 94% | 2023-08-08 |
| 26432. | Uriel (avensky) | 57.88 | 96% | 2016-01-22 |
| 26433. | cvbrgava (cvbrgava) | 57.88 | 90% | 2013-07-16 |
| 26434. | Loan (loanvx) | 57.87 | 93% | 2021-06-13 |
| 26435. | Eliah (danishdessert) | 57.87 | 91% | 2014-10-13 |
| 26436. | Arrax (phpbendel) | 57.87 | 94% | 2015-10-30 |
| 26437. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 57.87 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 26438. | Timothy (semperveritas) | 57.87 | 94% | 2012-08-23 |
| 26439. | Alex (hydrox24) | 57.87 | 90% | 2013-03-24 |
| 26440. | Mark (markwright) | 57.87 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 26441. | mushi (musfiq) | 57.86 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 26442. | Artem (lichbtw) | 57.86 | 94% | 2021-01-21 |
| 26443. | Jeevanesh (jeevanesh12) | 57.86 | 95% | 2018-05-24 |
| 26444. | tiramisu (typist786) | 57.85 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 26445. | BMO (balot2020) | 57.85 | 94% | 2019-12-05 |
| 26446. | tstats[dangerdungara] (dang... | 57.85 | 96.5% | 2023-10-13 |
| 26447. | Gooball (jollyrobin) | 57.85 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 26448. | Steven (steveyb08) | 57.85 | 90% | 2014-02-07 |
| 26449. | jeff (icecoldsprite) | 57.85 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 26450. | Jacob (phlid) | 57.85 | 100% | 2012-02-21 |
| 26451. | mikhail (meliseev) | 57.85 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 26452. | Luke (lukecunningham) | 57.85 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
| 26453. | Vincent (vin_currency) | 57.84 | 95.3% | 2023-07-23 |
| 26454. | David (davecoolkid) | 57.84 | 91% | 2013-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |