Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4916. | katy (kat198135) | 99.42 | 97% | 2014-04-02 |
| 4917. | DrBob (drbob) | 99.41 | 93% | 2017-02-16 |
| 4918. | 니콜라스 (markopoulos) | 99.41 | 94% | 2012-04-12 |
| 4919. | /\/0_QU|t (letypeprecis) | 99.40 | 96% | 2016-10-31 |
| 4920. | Jerome (jerome_ctq) | 99.40 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 4921. | Jordan (marceless) | 99.40 | 93% | 2014-12-16 |
| 4922. | muretan (muretan) | 99.40 | 97% | 2011-12-28 |
| 4923. | Andrew (slurryx) | 99.40 | 93% | 2012-11-19 |
| 4924. | Aaron (zeromadness) | 99.40 | 96% | 2014-09-05 |
| 4925. | Chris (cjbreban) | 99.40 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 4926. | zoger (blade8227) | 99.40 | 94% | 2016-08-16 |
| 4927. | Jordan (feelingsreal) | 99.39 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 4928. | snader (mrsnader) | 99.39 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 4929. | superkhau (superkhau) | 99.39 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 4930. | Diran (slipperykeys) | 99.39 | 96% | 2017-05-17 |
| 4931. | ++ (aznpanda764) | 99.39 | 99% | 2014-06-26 |
| 4932. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 99.38 | 99% | 2023-10-04 |
| 4933. | Enianen (enianen) | 99.38 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
| 4934. | Mus_ic (mus_ic) | 99.37 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 4935. | Giancarlo (gvald23) | 99.37 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 4936. | MS (damanthc) | 99.37 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 4937. | Michael (gnurdux) | 99.37 | 94% | 2015-08-22 |
| 4938. | Meso (proximatednuke) | 99.36 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 4939. | Gyeoulie (yennie) | 99.35 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 4940. | Themis (themicp) | 99.34 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 4941. | Markov (markovsembel) | 99.34 | 92% | 2016-07-09 |
| 4942. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 99.34 | 98% | 2015-03-16 |
| 4943. | dave (noonzz) | 99.33 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 4944. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 99.33 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 4945. | Scott (oooops) | 99.32 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |