So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23209. | Jack (blackened_angel) | 63.61 | 97% | 2014-08-19 |
| 23210. | manthan (manthan123) | 63.61 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 23211. | farzan (farzanfrost) | 63.61 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 23212. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 63.61 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| 23213. | Nicolaj (nicolaj221) | 63.61 | 94% | 2015-01-27 |
| 23214. | Mars (ninurex) | 63.61 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 23215. | Jeff (jay_vee21) | 63.61 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
| 23216. | James (shadowjcw) | 63.60 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 23217. | Decadancer (decadancer) | 63.60 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 23218. | Yash (dreaming_insomniac) | 63.60 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 23219. | Pascal (pascaaal) | 63.60 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 23220. | Beethoven (chipfire95) | 63.60 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 23221. | Leon (de0hc) | 63.60 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 23222. | Light (shadesoflight) | 63.60 | 88% | 2011-12-08 |
| 23223. | Kevin (kasistores) | 63.60 | 91% | 2017-04-02 |
| 23224. | Cazzie (cazziebeans) | 63.60 | 95% | 2015-04-22 |
| 23225. | Gautham (ahgamut) | 63.59 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 23226. | Nono (nono11jp) | 63.59 | 95% | 2019-02-03 |
| 23227. | Vy (vluong10) | 63.59 | 95% | 2012-08-19 |
| 23228. | Paras (pppaarraasss) | 63.59 | 98% | 2023-05-28 |
| 23229. | Lalit (lalitmunne9) | 63.59 | 98% | 2016-01-18 |
| 23230. | vishal (arora.v.vishal03@gm... | 63.59 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 23231. | Chris (simpleuser) | 63.58 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 23232. | Scrub (justinma1) | 63.58 | 85% | 2016-04-17 |
| 23233. | Kevin (gtwatt) | 63.58 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 23234. | yo (yogeshk) | 63.58 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 23235. | Otatop (unterepere) | 63.58 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 23236. | Teron (teron88) | 63.58 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 23237. | Peza (peza_93) | 63.58 | 92% | 2014-02-11 |
| 23238. | feby (peby) | 63.58 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |