As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11041. | Grant (bigcock69) | 78.86 | 95% | 2017-01-14 |
11042. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 78.86 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
11043. | Saatvik (saatvikdutt3) | 78.85 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
11044. | Jeremiah (doozyspew13) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
11045. | Zaf (macoalopalop) | 78.85 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
11046. | Baka (bakamilunka) | 78.85 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
11047. | Jacob (jakemr) | 78.85 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
11048. | Kat (kitty_c) | 78.85 | 91% | 2016-02-16 |
11049. | Isaac (saacology) | 78.84 | 96.4% | 2023-10-30 |
11050. | SushiRoll (deanna93) | 78.84 | 93% | 2016-04-22 |
11051. | Adam (ediggity152005) | 78.84 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
11052. | Megan (megceratops) | 78.83 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
11053. | Geth (gethman) | 78.83 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
11054. | Cody (kingbear2) | 78.83 | 95.7% | 2023-10-22 |
11055. | Hessi (hessijames) | 78.83 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
11056. | Setthawut (agilemedusa) | 78.83 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
11057. | Socks (quiet_nyoom) | 78.82 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
11058. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 78.82 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
11059. | Hoang (0987532921) | 78.82 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
11060. | Gregory (azndota) | 78.82 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
11061. | Aleksa (aaleksaa) | 78.82 | 96% | 2015-12-13 |
11062. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 78.81 | 96.6% | 2024-03-10 |
11063. | the sun is over asia now (n... | 78.81 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
11064. | med (medssss) | 78.81 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
11065. | Robin (robinhoogend) | 78.81 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
11066. | Saidai (saidai) | 78.80 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
11067. | Daniel (bojangled) | 78.80 | 89% | 2015-06-24 |
11068. | Paul (jungps) | 78.80 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
11069. | Brock (brockbnntt) | 78.80 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
11070. | Daniel (encapsulation) | 78.80 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |