Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2850. | Kim (kyoheiikim) | 71.31 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| 2851. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 71.30 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2852. | Simeon (dragonist) | 71.28 | 100% | 2019-02-20 |
| 2853. | Martin (emerikn) | 71.27 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2854. | Bryan (bbennek) | 71.27 | 98% | 2017-10-28 |
| 2855. | Arkadiusz (zboniek999) | 71.26 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2856. | Ben (benyip303) | 71.25 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2857. | Asif (asif04) | 71.25 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 2858. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 71.24 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 2859. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 71.21 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 2860. | Flinigan (fliginan) | 71.21 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 2861. | Dorel (dorelm) | 71.20 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2862. | Raithorm (sityr) | 71.19 | 95% | 2020-01-18 |
| 2863. | irenelim (staywoke) | 71.19 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2864. | GV (gaurav.lakra@gmail.com) | 71.19 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2865. | Ivan (imajic) | 71.18 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 2866. | Purple (judgemnt) | 71.17 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2867. | Angela (angegodx) | 71.17 | 96% | 2018-07-16 |
| 2868. | Anthony (smyalygames) | 71.16 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
| 2869. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 71.16 | 95% | 2019-08-17 |
| 2870. | VV (vivideshs) | 71.15 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 2871. | Joe (blazing_55) | 71.15 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 2872. | Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi) | 71.15 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 2873. | Eryk (fatmamma) | 71.15 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 2874. | Anna (amazinggirlcuber) | 71.14 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 2875. | Mike (specialized) | 71.12 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 2876. | Darren (baochun2) | 71.07 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 2877. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 71.07 | 99% | 2019-01-19 |
| 2878. | Supab (home10120) | 71.07 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 2879. | Allen (agginham) | 71.06 | 94% | 2019-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |