See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7989. | G1ac4 (giaca) | 87.39 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 7990. | Gerard (ultimagnusv2) | 87.39 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 7991. | tsapi (tsapi) | 87.39 | 100% | 2020-04-27 |
| 7992. | Hank (hank_s) | 87.38 | 98% | 2023-12-09 |
| 7993. | Doc Erwin (neuraxialist) | 87.37 | 98% | 2025-05-03 |
| 7994. | BlindHour (blindhour12) | 87.37 | 97% | 2023-11-04 |
| 7995. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 87.37 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 7996. | Dima (river3125) | 87.37 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 7997. | Michael (mdogboy) | 87.36 | 99% | 2022-05-15 |
| 7998. | quack (virtualknight) | 87.36 | 98.1% | 2023-11-15 |
| 7999. | Bob (fusehira) | 87.36 | 98% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8000. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 8001. | Burakki (burakki) | 87.35 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 8002. | dvorak (div_dvorak) | 87.35 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 8003. | regil (regilcada) | 87.35 | 99% | 2023-09-11 |
| 8004. | ErmaKeef (ermakeef) | 87.35 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8005. | Jonas (jonas19) | 87.34 | 96.4% | 2023-11-30 |
| 8006. | babylaaamp (babylaaamp) | 87.34 | 97.2% | 2024-02-26 |
| 8007. | Chris (promotheus2) | 87.34 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 8008. | Daniel (danielkry) | 87.34 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8009. | Kai (ckai) | 87.33 | 96.7% | 2023-07-12 |
| 8010. | bunnycondaol (bunnycondaol) | 87.32 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 8011. | J (nothisisjeff) | 87.32 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 8012. | Jorge (jordy8069) | 87.32 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 8013. | Austin (gauby92) | 87.31 | 98% | 2024-12-10 |
| 8014. | Milk (saezos) | 87.30 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 8015. | Evan (zinctoo) | 87.30 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 8016. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 87.30 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 8017. | Asadullo (asadullo) | 87.29 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 8018. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 87.28 | 98.2% | 2024-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |