And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35614. | Shankar (ranj) | 52.37 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 35615. | Muzio (muzio) | 52.36 | 91% | 2013-10-31 |
| 35616. | Pejn (pejn) | 52.36 | 96% | 2011-10-29 |
| 35617. | Hyeongseok (inwoo_5566) | 52.36 | 88% | 2016-04-10 |
| 35618. | Mehul (mehulparmar459@gmail... | 52.36 | 91% | 2013-10-17 |
| 35619. | tstats[deker27072002] (deke... | 52.35 | 94% | 2021-01-28 |
| 35620. | nguyen (ruananjian) | 52.35 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 35621. | Bibek (bbekdaiek88) | 52.35 | 95.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 35622. | syed (areeb290805) | 52.34 | 95% | 2021-08-12 |
| 35623. | overlast (overlast) | 52.34 | 95% | 2013-04-13 |
| 35624. | theo (icethey) | 52.34 | 96% | 2011-07-07 |
| 35625. | E (tapestry) | 52.34 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 35626. | Patrick (patisawesomein1) | 52.33 | 94% | 2016-01-08 |
| 35627. | Alex (bissector) | 52.33 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 35628. | quyen anh (ladybird) | 52.33 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 35629. | Elzhan (stayal0ne) | 52.33 | 95% | 2016-08-31 |
| 35630. | Kyle (doodlepoker) | 52.32 | 97% | 2021-06-20 |
| 35631. | John (john__) | 52.32 | 95% | 2012-05-31 |
| 35632. | Candy (sweetfae) | 52.32 | 97% | 2016-04-07 |
| 35633. | Merc (merc) | 52.32 | 96% | 2011-11-01 |
| 35634. | Adam (psyho) | 52.31 | 97% | 2012-06-29 |
| 35635. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 52.31 | 92% | 2014-09-03 |
| 35636. | cuong (phamxuanphucuong) | 52.31 | — | 2010-06-26 |
| 35637. | zarif (zarif911) | 52.30 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
| 35638. | Yesitsme (kingbee11) | 52.30 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| 35639. | Omar (omarilayan27) | 52.30 | 95% | 2021-04-25 |
| 35640. | retry (retry) | 52.30 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 35641. | dodong (dodonglangs) | 52.29 | 94% | 2022-12-18 |
| 35642. | David (idddqd) | 52.29 | 95% | 2019-01-05 |
| 35643. | maryrose (lotics) | 52.29 | 94% | 2013-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |