As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10979. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 81.37 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 10980. | FS (kittyman31) | 81.37 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 10981. | Rich (darklight136) | 81.36 | 97% | 2016-07-25 |
| 10982. | Ryan (sasakii) | 81.36 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 10983. | Cal (raceto151) | 81.36 | 96.5% | 2025-03-05 |
| 10984. | Calista (calcoua) | 81.36 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 10985. | Daniel (danielfromohio) | 81.36 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 10986. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 81.36 | 95% | 2016-07-13 |
| 10987. | sd (souparna021) | 81.36 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 10988. | Max (maxwellmax) | 81.35 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 10989. | Moulik (morocks) | 81.35 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 10990. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 81.34 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 10991. | Mordraug (mordraug) | 81.34 | 92% | 2016-08-12 |
| 10992. | josh (isotimic) | 81.34 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 10993. | Parker (pg191919) | 81.33 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 10994. | Matt (dazzles98) | 81.33 | 95% | 2019-01-25 |
| 10995. | Mel (melvin101) | 81.32 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| 10996. | natrap (nardtarp) | 81.32 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 10997. | dheeraj (goldsnort) | 81.32 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 10998. | john (johanwo) | 81.32 | 97% | 2016-10-08 |
| 10999. | Kani Rashied-Henry (kbreezy... | 81.31 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 11000. | Nik (niktrc) | 81.31 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 11001. | Blane (bparker) | 81.31 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 11002. | Peter (pann) | 81.31 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
| 11003. | lebum (lebum) | 81.31 | 97% | 2015-07-27 |
| 11004. | Collin (ginganinjaqqq) | 81.31 | 99% | 2018-05-16 |
| 11005. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 81.31 | 93% | 2017-05-24 |
| 11006. | La1ka (laikan) | 81.30 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 11007. | Safey (safey) | 81.29 | 96% | 2023-10-06 |
| 11008. | Peter (habibp) | 81.29 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |