I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7077. | Mart (burt_toast) | 94.02 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 7078. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 94.02 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 7079. | Boggity (nanui) | 94.02 | 96.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7080. | ju yun (schylarker) | 94.02 | 99% | 2017-04-24 |
| 7081. | Ethan (conanethan) | 94.01 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 7082. | Ellis (artonkn) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 7083. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 94.00 | 95% | 2024-10-27 |
| 7084. | Raine (princessraine) | 93.97 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 7085. | Dell (delliu) | 93.97 | 99.3% | 2023-10-24 |
| 7086. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 93.97 | 95% | 2019-07-09 |
| 7087. | Brian (beitel) | 93.97 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
| 7088. | Reza (bananagholem) | 93.97 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 7089. | Redflamingo (redflamingo13) | 93.96 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 7090. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 93.96 | 99% | 2024-03-23 |
| 7091. | Seriou5ly (seriou5ly) | 93.96 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 7092. | Andrei (artoorie312) | 93.96 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 7093. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 93.95 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 7094. | Howard (howaard) | 93.95 | 96% | 2017-04-27 |
| 7095. | Manzur (manzur) | 93.95 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 7096. | Joey (joeymichaud) | 93.95 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
| 7097. | Mark (haxos) | 93.94 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 7098. | secfi (imdupy) | 93.94 | 98% | 2023-12-16 |
| 7099. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 93.94 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7100. | R y a n (wertsdflaptop) | 93.94 | 93% | 2017-01-25 |
| 7101. | Link (palfuzonk) | 93.94 | 87% | 2017-05-10 |
| 7102. | Doc Erwin (neuraxialist) | 93.93 | 99% | 2025-05-12 |
| 7103. | Sokratis (sokratis) | 93.93 | 97.2% | 2025-02-21 |
| 7104. | Jack (touvski) | 93.92 | 99.3% | 2025-05-05 |
| 7105. | Heather (h_bomb) | 93.92 | 99% | 2022-04-30 |
| 7106. | Rall (raullll) | 93.92 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |