See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5107. | Indead (indead) | 97.68 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 5108. | trejii (trejii) | 97.67 | 98% | 2024-09-15 |
| 5109. | Sebastian (sebbieastian) | 97.67 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 5110. | Bee (beejbeeabeey) | 97.67 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 5111. | Tim (tim_han1234) | 97.67 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 5112. | de_troit (de_troit) | 97.67 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 5113. | i quit (nizerdizer) | 97.65 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 5114. | Tinumír (tinumir) | 97.64 | 100% | 2021-06-22 |
| 5115. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 97.64 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 5116. | Khaled (khaled2252) | 97.64 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5117. | Abizer (abizern) | 97.64 | 99.6% | 2025-04-05 |
| 5118. | Duy (duy134) | 97.63 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 5119. | Sam (jet993) | 97.63 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 5120. | P (pacochen) | 97.63 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 5121. | (◍•ᴗ•◍) (ibi4645) | 97.63 | 98.8% | 2023-09-23 |
| 5122. | Peter (powi_) | 97.63 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 5123. | jabroski (ritzuu) | 97.61 | 99% | 2024-04-17 |
| 5124. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 97.61 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 5125. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 97.61 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| 5126. | a (xysios) | 97.61 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 5127. | Pasquale 12, not 11 (pasqua... | 97.61 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 5128. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 97.60 | 99% | 2024-03-31 |
| 5129. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 97.60 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 5130. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 97.60 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 5131. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 97.60 | 99% | 2019-07-26 |
| 5132. | Naqet (naqet) | 97.59 | 98.5% | 2023-10-18 |
| 5133. | Speedy (flux2k) | 97.59 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 5134. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 97.58 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 5135. | tstats[n0body] (nobody01) | 97.57 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 5136. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 97.57 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |