As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5825. | Slowpoke (amisanthropist) | 94.66 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 5826. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 94.66 | 97.6% | 2024-04-27 |
| 5827. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 94.65 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 5828. | Halo (halo06) | 94.65 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 5829. | LonerBox (lonerbox) | 94.64 | 97% | 2024-09-02 |
| 5830. | Simon (olausson) | 94.64 | 99% | 2022-10-15 |
| 5831. | Christian (fcheddar) | 94.64 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 5832. | Joseph (jsph273) | 94.64 | 98.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5833. | Metacarcinus (mcmagister) | 94.64 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 5834. | Silver (silverninja) | 94.64 | 97% | 2016-04-23 |
| 5835. | Charles (char466) | 94.63 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5836. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 94.63 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 5837. | Yuji Itadori (expediant) | 94.62 | 97.8% | 2023-12-10 |
| 5838. | Mitchel (mitchthebaker) | 94.62 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 5839. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 94.62 | 99% | 2022-12-13 |
| 5840. | Smoke (smoke91) | 94.62 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
| 5841. | Dosloy (dosloy) | 94.61 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5842. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 94.61 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 5843. | carve (carve) | 94.61 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 5844. | TypingMaster. (righteous2) | 94.60 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 5845. | trishmapow (trishmapow) | 94.59 | 94% | 2016-10-01 |
| 5846. | slip (slipp_) | 94.58 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 5847. | Dylan (xdylkay) | 94.58 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 5848. | Paul (jinzonam) | 94.58 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 5849. | Radu (raduk) | 94.58 | 94% | 2015-10-12 |
| 5850. | Dean (voidforce) | 94.57 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 5851. | 🐸bingus🐸 (dearmr) | 94.57 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 5852. | Jacob (zoloto67) | 94.57 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 5853. | neuralscatted (neuralscatte... | 94.57 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 5854. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 94.56 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |